By Joe!
he's startin' in agin
That preacher makes me sick;
I'm wastin' time in church;
the kids
Are swimmin' in the crick,
I wisht I had some gum to
chew,
Er paper wads to throw,
Ef I cud pop that old maid
onct,
Things wouldn't be so slow.I'd like
to steal a little nap,
Like Uncle Jimmy Worth,
That fly's a-settin' on his
nose,
Jest like it owned the earth.
I'll bet a fly has lots uv
fun
In church ef it jest tries;
Although the preacher makes
me sore,
He does good fer flies.
I'd like
to be the President,
I wouldn't never let
No parents bring their kids
to church,
On that there you cud bet,
My father sez church saves
yer soul,
An' makes you well-behaved,
I'd ruther wait 'bout twenty
years,
Before I get mine saved. |
